YOU SAID:
I’d rather have squidward’s nose
INTO JAPANESE
むしろイカの鼻を持っているほうがいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd rather have a squid's nose.
INTO JAPANESE
むしろイカの鼻がいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rather, the squid's nose is good.
INTO JAPANESE
むしろイカの鼻がいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rather, the squid's nose is good.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.