YOU SAID:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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私はむしろ、前頭葉ロボトミーよりも私の目の前にボトルを持ってください。

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I should rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

INTO JAPANESE

私の前にボトルが前頭葉ロボトミーよりも私ではなく必要です。

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In front of me bottle frontal lobotomy than I, but not required.

INTO JAPANESE

私の目の前でボトルのよりも、前頭葉ロボトミーは不要します。

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In front of my bottles more than a frontal lobotomy required.

INTO JAPANESE

前に私のボトルよりも必要な前頭葉ロボトミー。

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Frontal lobotomy before I bottle more than necessary.

INTO JAPANESE

前頭葉ロボトミー私ボトル必要以上前に。

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Frontal lobotomy my bottle more than before.

INTO JAPANESE

前頭葉ロボトミー私のボトルよりも前に。

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Frontal lobotomy my bottle before.

INTO JAPANESE

前頭葉ロボトミーする前に私のボトル。

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Frontal lobotomy before my bottle.

INTO JAPANESE

私のボトルの前に前頭葉ロボトミー。

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Ago my bottle was a frontal lobotomy.

INTO JAPANESE

前に私のボトルは、前頭葉ロボトミーだった。

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Ago my bottle was a frontal lobotomy.