YOU SAID:
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
INTO JAPANESE
正面からのロボトミー手術よりもボトルを目の前に置いておきたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd rather have the bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
INTO JAPANESE
正面からロボトミー手術を受けるよりも、ボトルを目の前に置いておきたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd rather keep the bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy
INTO JAPANESE
正面からロボトミー手術を受けるよりも、ボトルを目の前に置いておきたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd rather keep the bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.