YOU SAID:
I'd rather go into battle barehanded than carry one of those stupid things.
INTO JAPANESE
そんな馬鹿げたものを運ぶよりも、素手で戦いに臨むほうがましだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd rather go into battle with my bare hands than carry something stupid like that.
INTO JAPANESE
そんな馬鹿げたものを運ぶくらいなら、素手で戦いに臨む方がましだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd rather go into battle with my bare hands than carry something stupid like that.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.