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i ran for president in the lands of mordor and became a desk where people would just cry on and i would drink their tears, they are quite salty i like them
INTO JAPANESE
私はモルドールの国で大統領に立候補し、人々がただ泣いている机になり、私は彼らの涙を飲みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ran for president in the country of Mordor and became a desk where people just cried and I drank their tears.
INTO JAPANESE
私はモルドールの国で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣くだけの机になり、私は彼らの涙を飲みました.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ran for president in the country of Mordor and became a desk where people only cried, and I drank their tears.
INTO JAPANESE
モルドールの国で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣くだけの机になり、その涙を飲んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ran for president in the land of Mordor, became a desk for people to cry on, and drank their tears.
INTO JAPANESE
モルドールの地で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣き叫ぶ机となり、涙を飲んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran for president in the land of Mordor and became the desk on which people cried and drank their tears.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はモルドールの地で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣いたり涙を飲んだりする机になりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran for president in the land of Mordor and became the desk where people wept and drank tears.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はモルドールの地で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣き、涙を飲む机となった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran for president in the land of Mordor and became the desk where people cried and drank their tears.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はモルドールの地で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣いたり涙を飲んだりする机になりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran for president in the land of Mordor and became the desk where people wept and drank tears.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はモルドールの地で大統領に立候補し、人々が泣き、涙を飲む机となった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran for president in the land of Mordor and became the desk where people cried and drank their tears.
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