YOU SAID:
I put you in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを靴下に入れて、家具に叩きつけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put you in my sock and beat you into the furniture.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを靴下に入れて、家具にあなたを打ち負かしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put you in my socks and beat you to furniture.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを靴下に入れて、家具にあなたを打ち負かしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put you in my socks and beat you to furniture.
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