YOU SAID:
I put the pizza on your chest and you eat it face down on the pizza and come to me with pizza sauce on your face.
INTO JAPANESE
私がピザをあなたの胸に置き、あなたはピザの上にうつ伏せになってそれを食べ、顔にピザソースをつけて私のところに来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the pizza on your chest and you eat it face down on the pizza and come to me with pizza sauce on your face.
INTO JAPANESE
私がピザをあなたの胸に置き、あなたはピザの上にうつ伏せになってそれを食べ、顔にピザソースをつけて私のところに来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the pizza on your chest and you eat it face down on the pizza and come to me with pizza sauce on your face.
You should move to Japan!