YOU SAID:
i put the dog in the microwave and it exploded, oh no we died
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を電子レンジに入れて爆発させました、ああ、私たちは死にました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my dog in the microwave and it exploded, oh we died
INTO JAPANESE
愛犬を電子レンジに入れたら爆発して死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my dog in the microwave and it exploded to death
INTO JAPANESE
犬を電子レンジに入れたら爆発死した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put my dog in the microwave and it exploded to death
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