YOU SAID:

i put sunscreen on my very hairy hairless cats belly button. oh god no it looks like a raw chicken

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらの毛のない猫のおへそに日焼け止めを塗りました。なんてこった、生の鶏肉みたいだな

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I applied sunscreen to the navel of a hairy, hairless cat. What a mess, it's like raw chicken

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらの毛のない猫のおへそに日焼け止めを塗りました。なんてめちゃくちゃ、生の鶏肉みたいだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I applied sunscreen to the navel of a hairy, hairless cat. What a mess, it's like raw chicken