YOU SAID:
I put my socks on my feet, just so that my soul won't fall through my toes and I walk through my door, just so I don't fall through the floor!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の魂が私のつま先を通って落ちないように、私の足に靴下を置き、私は私のドアを通って歩く、ちょうど私は床を通って落ちないように!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put socks on my feet so my soul doesn't fall through my toes, I walk through my door, just so I don't fall through the floor!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の魂が私のつま先を通って落ちないように私の足に靴下を置く、私は私のドアを通って歩く、ちょうど私は床を通って落ちることはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put socks on my feet so my soul doesn't fall through my toes, I walk through my door, just I don't fall through the floor!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の魂が私のつま先を通って落ちないように私の足に靴下を置く、私は私のドアを通って歩く、ちょうど私は床を通って落ちることはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put socks on my feet so my soul doesn't fall through my toes, I walk through my door, just I don't fall through the floor!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
