YOU SAID:
I put my socks on my feet, just so my soul won't fall through my toes. And I walk through my door, just so I won't fall through the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴下を両足に置いています。私の魂がつま先から落ちないように。そして私は私のドアを通って歩きます、それで私は床を通り抜けて落ちません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have my socks on both feet. So that my soul will not fall off my toes. And I will walk through my door, so I will not fall through the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
両足に靴下があります。私の魂が私のつま先から落ちないように。そして私は私のドアを通って歩くので、私は床から落ちることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are socks on both feet. So that my soul will not fall off my toes. And I will walk through my door, so I will not fall off the floor.
INTO JAPANESE
両足に靴下があります。私の魂が私のつま先から落ちないように。そして私は私のドアを通って歩くので、私は床から落ちることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are socks on both feet. So that my soul will not fall off my toes. And I will walk through my door, so I will not fall off the floor.
Come on, you can do better than that.