YOU SAID:
i put my sock on my head and my hat on my feet how many?
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の足で私の頭と私の帽子に靴下を置く何か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat on my head and I put socks on your feet?
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭で私の帽子とあなたの足に靴下を置くか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Put a sock in my hat and your feet in my head?
INTO JAPANESE
私は帽子と頭の中であなたの足に靴下を置くか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put socks on your feet in the head with a hat?
INTO JAPANESE
帽子と頭の中にあなたの足に靴下を置くか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Put the socks on your feet in the hat and head?
INTO JAPANESE
帽子と頭であなたの足に靴下を置くか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Head with a hat put socks on your feet?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの足に靴下を置く帽子で頭か。
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In the hat put socks on your feet or head.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子であなたの足や頭に靴下を置きます。
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In the hat puts socks on your feet or head.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子であなたの足や頭にソックスを置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the hat puts socks on your feet or head.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.