YOU SAID:

I put my pants on, I drank a glass of water and I farted loudly. Please do not tell my boss.

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンをはき、コップ一杯の水を飲み、大声でおならをしました。上司に言わないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put on my pants, drank a glass of water, and farted loudly. Please don't tell your boss.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをはき、コップ一杯の水を飲み、大声でおならをしました。上司には言わないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put on my pants, drank a glass of water, and farted loudly. Please don't tell your boss.