YOU SAID:
I put my dong in a bag of doritos
INTO JAPANESE
ドンをドリトスの袋に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put Don in a bag of Doritos
INTO JAPANESE
ドンをドリトスの袋に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put Don in a bag of Doritos
That didn't even make that much sense in English.