YOU SAID:
I put cards on the table but this morning they farted.
INTO JAPANESE
私はテーブルの上にカードを置くが、今朝それらはおならをした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put the cards on the table, but they farted this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私はカードをテーブルの上に置きますが、彼らは今朝おならをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the cards on the table, but they did fart this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私はカードをテーブルの上に置いたが、今朝はおならをした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the card on the table, but I farted this morning.
INTO JAPANESE
私はカードをテーブルの上に置いたが、今朝はおならをした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the card on the table, but I farted this morning.
You've done this before, haven't you.