YOU SAID:
I put a whole bag of Asian pears up my nose
INTO JAPANESE
私は鼻の上にアジアの洋ナシを丸ごと入れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put a whole Asian pear on my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鼻の上にアジア全体の洋ナシを置いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put a pear across Asia on the nose.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鼻の上にアジア全域に梨を置きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put pears all over Asia on the nose.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鼻の上にアジア中の梨を置きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put Asian pears on my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鼻にアジアの梨を置いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put an Asian pear on my nose.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鼻にアジアの洋ナシをかけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put an Asian pear on my nose.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.