YOU SAID:
I punched him in the groin with a hockey stick
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼の股間をホッケースティックで殴りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit his crotch with a hockey stick
INTO JAPANESE
私はホッケースティックで彼の股間を叩いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit his crotch with a hockey stick
You should move to Japan!