YOU SAID:
I punched a nun because she farted in my general direction
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の一般的な方向におならため修道女を殴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She hit a nun because of farting in my general direction
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の一般的な方向での放尿のために修道女を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She hit a nun for urination in my general direction
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の一般的な方向で排尿のために修道女を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She hit a nun for urination in my general direction
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