YOU SAID:
I punch babies for breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食に赤ちゃんを殴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit the baby for breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食のために赤ちゃんを殴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit the baby for breakfast.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.