YOU SAID:
I puked in one of my friend's mouth once. He ate it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度私の友人の口の1つを突っ込んだ。彼はそれを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thrust into one of my friends' mouths once. He ate it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度私の友人の口の一つに突っ込んだ。彼はそれを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thrust into one of my friends' mouths once. He ate it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.