YOU SAID:
I promise to make a mistake! Lettuce, I promise to make a mistake! Corn! In just seconds! Asked? By the republican?
INTO JAPANESE
私は間違いを犯すことを約束します!レタス、間違いを犯すことを約束します!コーン!ほんの数秒で!聞いた?共和党員ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I promise to make mistakes! Lettuce promises to make a mistake! corn! In just a few seconds! heard? Are you a Republican?
INTO JAPANESE
間違いを犯すことを約束します!レタスは間違いを犯すことを約束します!コーン!ほんの数秒で!聞いた?あなたは共和党員ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I promise to make mistakes! Lettuce promises to make mistakes! corn! In just a few seconds! heard? Are you a Republican?
INTO JAPANESE
間違いを犯すことを約束します!レタスは間違いを犯すことを約束します!コーン!ほんの数秒で!聞いた?あなたは共和党員ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I promise to make mistakes! Lettuce promises to make mistakes! corn! In just a few seconds! heard? Are you a Republican?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.