YOU SAID:
I promise I didn't eat that child
INTO JAPANESE
私はその子を食べなかったと約束する
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I promise I didn't eat the child
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を食べなかったと約束する
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I promise I didn't eat my child
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の子供を食べなかったと約束します
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I promise I didn't eat my kid
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の子供を食べなかった約束
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Promise I didn't eat my child
INTO JAPANESE
子供を食べないと約束する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Promise not to eat children
INTO JAPANESE
子供を食べないという約束
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Promise not to eat children
That's deep, man.