YOU SAID:

I probably shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおそらく自慢してはいけませんが、ダグ、私は驚き、驚きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I probably should not be proud, but Doug, I am surprised and surprised.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおそらく誇りに思ってはいけませんが、Doug、私は驚いて驚いています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I probably should not be proud, but Doug, I am surprised and surprised.