YOU SAID:

i'd probably rather go bald than listen to kiss you

INTO JAPANESE

私はおそらくあなたにキスを聞くよりもむしろはげているだろう

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I'd probably be more off-the-100 than listening to you kiss

INTO JAPANESE

私はおそらくあなたのキスを聞くよりもオフ100になるだろう

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I'm probably going to be 100 off than listening to your kiss

INTO JAPANESE

私はおそらくあなたのキスを聞くよりも100オフになるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm probably going to be 100 off than listening to your kiss