YOU SAID:

I pooped out my pants today

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日ズボンを出す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will put out trousers today.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日ズボンを出します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will put out my pants today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日私のズボンを出してでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today would be out of my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は、私のズボンのでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, I would be in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私のズボンとなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I will be in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私のズボンとなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I will be in my pants.