YOU SAID:
I pooped on the side of the road
INTO JAPANESE
道路の脇にへとへとになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the side of the road was completely tired out
INTO JAPANESE
道路の側に完全に疲れていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the side of the road was completely tired
INTO JAPANESE
道路の側に完全に疲れていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the side of the road was completely tired
You should move to Japan!