YOU SAID:
i pooped on a sock and it turned into a man named GREGORY.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴下をはいて、それがグレゴリーという男になった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put on my socks and it became a man named Gregory.
INTO JAPANESE
靴下を履くとグレゴリーという男になりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I put on socks, I became a man named Gregory.
INTO JAPANESE
靴下を履くとグレゴリーという男になりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I put on socks, I became a man named Gregory.
You should move to Japan!