YOU SAID:
i pooped my pants when i was 7 and khoe ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は7歳の時にズボンをうんこにして食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my pants when I was seven.
INTO JAPANESE
私は7歳の時にズボンを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate my pants when I was seven.
Well done, yes, well done!