YOU SAID:
I pooped my pants today (please tell no one)
INTO JAPANESE
今日はズボンをはいた(誰にも言わないでください)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wore pants today (don't tell anyone)
INTO JAPANESE
今日はズボンをはいていた(誰にも言わないで)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was wearing pants today (don't tell anyone)
INTO JAPANESE
今日はズボンをはいていた(誰にも言わないで)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was wearing pants today (don't tell anyone)
You should move to Japan!