YOU SAID:
I pooped my pants today, Homie
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ズボンを突きました、ホーミー
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I poked pants today, Houmi
INTO JAPANESE
今日私はズボンを突きつけた、Houmi
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Today I poked pants, Houmi
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はズボン、Houmi
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Today, I have trousers, Houmi
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はズボン、Houmiを持っています
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Today, I have pants, Houmi
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はズボン、Houmi
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Today, I have trousers, Houmi
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私はズボン、Houmiを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I have pants, Houmi
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