YOU SAID:

I pooped my pants today

INTO JAPANESE

私は、今日私のズボンを疲れ果ててください。

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Me, today my pants worn out please.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、今日、私のズボン着用してください。

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I do wear pants today, on my.

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私はズボンを着用して今日の私。

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I wear pants to me today.

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私は今日私にズボンを着用します。

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I will wear pants me today.

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着用していただきます今日私のズボンします。

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You will wear the ZVON for me today.

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今日私のため、ズボンを着用していただきます。

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Today because I will wear pants.

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今日、私はズボンを着用します。

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Today, I will wear pants.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、私はズボンを着用します。

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Today, I will wear pants.