YOU SAID:
i pooped my pants teehee
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンのティーチーをうんち
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I poo pants teachi
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンツを教える
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I teach pants
INTO JAPANESE
パンツを教えます
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Teach pants
INTO JAPANESE
ティーチパンツ
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Teach pants
You've done this before, haven't you.