YOU SAID:
i pooped my pants 4 times
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンを 4 回ウンチだから
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I pooped my pants four times from
INTO JAPANESE
4 回から私のズボンを疲れ果ててください。
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From four, pooped in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
4 から私のズボンでへとへとになった。
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4-buggered in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
4 - で使い物にならない私のズボン。
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4 - the buggered my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
4-私のズボン使い物になりません。
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4 - my pants went kaput.
INTO JAPANESE
4-私のズボンは駄目になった。
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4 - my pants were ruined.
INTO JAPANESE
4-私のズボンが台無しにされました。
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4 - my pants were ruined.
Well done, yes, well done!