YOU SAID:
i pooped my pant in school and peed my self
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンを学校でうんちして、自分の体を排尿しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped my pants at school and urinated my body
INTO JAPANESE
学校でズボンを脱いで排尿しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took off my pants at school and urinated
INTO JAPANESE
学校でズボンを脱いで排尿した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I took off my pants at school and urinated
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