YOU SAID:
I pooped into my hand for a fortnight
INTO JAPANESE
私は2週間、手にうんちをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped on my hands for two weeks
INTO JAPANESE
私は2週間手にうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i pooped on my hands for 2 weeks
INTO JAPANESE
私は2週間私の手にうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i pooped on my hands for 2 weeks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.