YOU SAID:

I pooped in the parking lot and five minutes later it was gone.

INTO JAPANESE

駐車場でへとへとになった、5 分後に消えていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Was gone in five minutes in the parking lot, was completely tired out.

INTO JAPANESE

駐車場で 5 分で消えていた、すっかり疲れきっていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gone in 5 minutes in the parking lot was completely tired out.

INTO JAPANESE

行って 5 分で駐車場は完全に疲れていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The parking lot was completely tired in 5 minutes.

INTO JAPANESE

駐車場は 5 分で完全に疲れていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The parking lot was completely tired in 5 minutes.