YOU SAID:
I pooped in a sock this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝靴下でうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in socks this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝靴下をはいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wore socks this morning
INTO JAPANESE
今朝は靴下を履きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wore socks this morning
That's deep, man.