YOU SAID:

I pooped and peed all over myself and my friend and then she oofed me in the face

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分自身と私の友人のいたるところにうんざりしてのぞき見をした後、彼女は私を顔に出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After peeking and peeping around myself and my friends everywhere, she put me on the face

INTO JAPANESE

私自身と私の友人をいたるところで覗いて覗いた後、彼女は私を顔に付けました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After peeping in and peeping myself and my friend everywhere, she put me on the face

INTO JAPANESE

のぞき見して、自分自身と私の友人をいたるところで覗いた後、彼女は私を顔につけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After peeping, she peeped at me after peeping herself and my friends everywhere

INTO JAPANESE

のぞき見をした後、彼女は彼女自身と私の友人をいたるところでのぞき見した後私に覗き見

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After peeping, she peeped at me after peeping herself and my friends everywhere