YOU SAID:
i pooped all over the floor and made my dog mop it up
INTO JAPANESE
私は床全体にうんちをし、私の犬がそれを拭き取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped on the whole floor and my dog wiped it
INTO JAPANESE
床全体をうんちして、犬がそれを拭きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pooping the whole floor and the dog wiped it
INTO JAPANESE
床全体をうんちし、犬がそれを拭いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop the whole floor and the dog wiped it
INTO JAPANESE
床全体をうんちし、犬はそれを拭いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Poop the whole floor and the dog wiped it
That's deep, man.