YOU SAID:
I pooed on a dude, then the dude pooed.
INTO JAPANESE
私のおい、おい pooed pooed。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, hey I pooed pooed.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、ねえ私 pooed pooed。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, hey I pooed pooed.
Come on, you can do better than that.