YOU SAID:
I poo pooed and came in my pats
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちをし、私のパットに来ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poo and came to my pat
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんち、私のパットに来ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I came to my pat, poop
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のパットに来ました、うんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I came to my pat, poo
INTO JAPANESE
パットに来た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Came to Pat
INTO JAPANESE
パットに来た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Came to Pat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.