YOU SAID:
i poo poo and i pee pee
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちをし、おしっこをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poop and pee
INTO JAPANESE
うんちやおしっこをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poop and pee
INTO JAPANESE
うんちとおしっこ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poop and pee
That didn't even make that much sense in English.