YOU SAID:

i placed my hot cheetos inside of myself and then added some tears and salt

INTO JAPANESE

熱いチートを自分の中に入れて、涙と塩を加えた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a hot cheat in myself and added tears and salt

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の中で熱いカンニングを入れて、涙と塩を加えた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put a hot cheat in myself and added tears and salt