YOU SAID:

I performed a moisty mire last night in my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨夜私のベッドで湿った湿気を出した。朝の匂いはとてもひどかったので、妻が私を離婚しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got damp and humidity in my bed last night. The smell in the morning was so terrible that my wife divorced me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨夜私のベッドの中で湿気と湿気を得た。朝の匂いはひどかったので私の妻は私と離婚した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got damp and humidity in my bed last night. My wife got divorced from me because the smell in the morning was awful.

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨夜私のベッドの中で湿気と湿気を得た。午前中の臭いがひどかったので私の妻は私から離婚した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got damp and humidity in my bed last night. My wife got divorced from me because the smell in the morning was awful.