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I peed on the floor today sorry XD
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今日は床をのぞきごめんXD
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I'm sorry I missed the floor today XD
INTO JAPANESE
すみません今日はフロアを逃したXD
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Sorry I missed the floor today XD
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが今日はフロアを逃しましたXD
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Sorry today I missed the floor XD
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが今日はフロアXDを逃しました
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Sorry I missed floor XD today
INTO JAPANESE
今日はフロアXDを逃してすみません
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Excuse me for missing floor XD today
INTO JAPANESE
今日行方不明の床XDのための失礼
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Excuse me for the floor XD missing today
INTO JAPANESE
今日行方不明の床XDのためにすみません
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Excuse me for missing floor XD today
INTO JAPANESE
今日行方不明の床XDのための失礼
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Excuse me for the floor XD missing today
INTO JAPANESE
今日行方不明の床XDのためにすみません
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