YOU SAID:
I peed on my hair if I were you I will checked mine.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなただったら、私は私の髪をおしっこします。私は私のものをチェックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I would pee my hair. I check mine.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなたなら、髪をおしっこするでしょう。私は私のものをチェックします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were you, I would pee my hair. I check mine.
You've done this before, haven't you.