YOU SAID:

I peed on my hair if I were you I will check mine.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなただったら、私は私の髪をおしっこします。私は私のものをチェックします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were you, I would pee my hair. I check mine.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなたなら、髪をおしっこするでしょう。私は私のものをチェックします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were you, I would pee my hair. I check mine.