YOU SAID:
i peed on my carpet today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日私のカーペットにオシッコ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I today on the carpet of my pee
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日の私のおしっこのカーペット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was peeing on my carpet
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のカーペットにおもらし
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was peeing on my carpet
You've done this before, haven't you.