YOU SAID:
I peed on a fire hydrant
INTO JAPANESE
消火栓に小便をしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fire hydrant piss.
INTO JAPANESE
消火栓の小便。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The urine of a fire hydrant.
INTO JAPANESE
消火栓の尿。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The urine of a fire hydrant.
You should move to Japan!