YOU SAID:
I peed and pooped and farted when I got scared
INTO JAPANESE
私は怖がっていたときに私はのぞき見し、うんちとおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was scared I saw a peep, poop and fart
INTO JAPANESE
私が怖がっていたとき、私はのぞき見、うんちとおならを見ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was scared, I saw a peep, a poop and a fart
INTO JAPANESE
私が怖がっていたとき、私はのぞき見、うんちとおならを見ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was scared, I saw a peep, a poop and a fart
That didn't even make that much sense in English.